I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway.
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last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.
much more interesting than this is the fact that both kennedy and lincoln were outspoken about their opposition to the agenda of international bankers and both were actively trying to combat them during the time immediately before they were assasinated
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
Reblogging for Haymitch.
the lipstick color i’m wearing would look really nice around ur dick
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
A boy who thought i was hella rad caught me drawing nsfw thorki (thor using his hammer for something he shouldn’t to loki) and he just looked so terrified and whispered
“You’re one of them. They’re brothers”
And I looked him in the eyes and said
“and now they’re fucking”
today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”