poopflow:

Last Name: Caillou

First Name: Dick Fresh Like

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

earthdad:

when ur favorite show comes on tv

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wes-eskimo:

Venus, bussin that pussy open since the renaissance

howe-you-doing:

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

IF DISNEY WAS FOR ADULTS

number 5 will haunt me for the rest of my life

#7 is the best !!!

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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we-are-starting-at-the-end:

Pop punk songs make you want to start a fucking riot or leave you crying on the floor there is no in between 

It is possible that longing for something is better than actually having it. I’ve heard it said that satisfaction is the death of desire.
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